The great Aussie bonsai limerick competition

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Not a limerick this time. Just a three liner 'cos I ran out of rhymes.

As I raise the ice cold bottle,
first a little then a lot'l
slither down my thirsty throttle.
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I resisted the temptation to use anything which rhymes with Rashes, bashes or dashes :lol:
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Join me in comfort at your convenience.
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Love the bottle stymie :-)

the loo looks comfy too

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Re: The great Aussie bonsai limerick competition

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That dunny pic is missing a tree
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Re: The great Aussie bonsai limerick competition

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[quote="stymie"]Not a limerick this time. Just a three liner 'cos I ran out of rhymes.

As I raise the ice cold bottle,
first a little then a lot'l
slither down my thirsty throttle.

How about: that Aussie drop was real good, so for more to the shop I'll toddle.

Beats that French vinegar any day, I have thirst-hand experience Stymie.

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