Re: The great Aussie bonsai limerick competition
Posted: August 15th, 2009, 12:58 pm
Mmmm......I just noticed the 'save' button. Perhaps I should use that instead of doing a million posts!
OK....... Lindsay Farr's splendid contribution, was a dig at all the keen limerickists out there (but we'll forgive him)
They should have been pruning 'n' weeding
Re-potting, de-wiring 'n' feeding
But instead they chose prose
Silly rhymes in five rows
Gave up growing for writing and reading
Well done Lindsay, it's a little ripper!
Shannon's 5 liner was also terrific:
Dug out a fig from Bundy
Made into a bonsai on Sunday
Will made an inspection
Now it's in his collection
I'm getting a Pat Kennedy Monday!
Spinner had many verses...this was very good:
My passion is playing with trees
It leaves me fair weak in the knees
Ausbonsai enables
Upon revolving tables
Manipulative wire bondage...yes please!
not to mention Pat Kennedy contributions, eg:
Young Will has sought to inspire
The bards of Ausbonsai entire
We struggle with rhyme
And metre and line
For a prize that some may desire
Emoska....serious, but then the twist:
Bonsai is an art to apply
To the mother of earth and the sky
With the dwarfing of trees
And the styling of leaves
Here's hoping the next one won't die!
FliBri's classy number:
It seems there's this fella named Stymie
Whose talent had somehow slipped by me
His quick turn of verse
Never bitter or terse
And his bonsai make me think, "Corr blimey!"
And last of the best, but not least, this wonderful contribution from Webos:
T'was walking my dog and fell over
On a short, fat and stumpy Zelcova
With a twinkle in my eye
I ran home and I
returned riding 'pon my bulldozer
Yes indeed! As you do! Well done everyone....it's been fun...... All the best, Will
OK....... Lindsay Farr's splendid contribution, was a dig at all the keen limerickists out there (but we'll forgive him)
They should have been pruning 'n' weeding
Re-potting, de-wiring 'n' feeding
But instead they chose prose
Silly rhymes in five rows
Gave up growing for writing and reading
Well done Lindsay, it's a little ripper!
Shannon's 5 liner was also terrific:
Dug out a fig from Bundy
Made into a bonsai on Sunday
Will made an inspection
Now it's in his collection
I'm getting a Pat Kennedy Monday!
Spinner had many verses...this was very good:
My passion is playing with trees
It leaves me fair weak in the knees
Ausbonsai enables
Upon revolving tables
Manipulative wire bondage...yes please!
not to mention Pat Kennedy contributions, eg:
Young Will has sought to inspire
The bards of Ausbonsai entire
We struggle with rhyme
And metre and line
For a prize that some may desire
Emoska....serious, but then the twist:
Bonsai is an art to apply
To the mother of earth and the sky
With the dwarfing of trees
And the styling of leaves
Here's hoping the next one won't die!
FliBri's classy number:
It seems there's this fella named Stymie
Whose talent had somehow slipped by me
His quick turn of verse
Never bitter or terse
And his bonsai make me think, "Corr blimey!"
And last of the best, but not least, this wonderful contribution from Webos:
T'was walking my dog and fell over
On a short, fat and stumpy Zelcova
With a twinkle in my eye
I ran home and I
returned riding 'pon my bulldozer
Yes indeed! As you do! Well done everyone....it's been fun...... All the best, Will