AusBonsai

Hey folks.

I thought I'd run a skunk-works competition here on Ausbonsai for the most ridiculous pot. The rules of the competition are simple:

1.> It must be a bonsai planted in/on a container.
2.> There is no prize.
3.> There is no deadline.
4.> There is no winner. Everyone's a winner !!!
5.> At no stage whatsoever is anyone allowed to suggest that these are not true bonsai of the highest order!
6.> At no stage is anyone allowed to take things too seriously on this thread!

So I'll get the show on the road with my first entry (which will be styled once it has settled in it's new home:
Cheers,

Andrew

Is that a croc pot Andrew ?

Hanging around . Cheers Craig.

Bougy Fan wrote:Is that a croc pot Andrew ?

Yup, made in China, and I'll tell you something, it was not cheap either! Have you tried drilling a hole in a croc? There's nothing like getting slapped in the face at a few hundred RPM by a croc on a drill!

Sno wrote:Hanging around .

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Cheers Craig.

Are you taking the piss?

I assume that's a vertically bedpan ... Otherwise my jest is in vein nice work Craig and Andrew, but I think this one is right up MattA's alley

Sno wrote:Hanging around .

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Cheers Craig.

I think this is a real Pisser of a tree and Pot
Great thread Andrew
Ken

What about this one? does it Qualify?

Ken

kcpoole wrote:What about this one? does it Qualify?

Ken

Bugger you beat me to it, gotta say though "that's a pretty shxtty pot KC

Josh

Heres my entry... Tip, dont try to move the above alone, result one crumpled cupboard.

No need to fertilise that one ken!!

kcpoole wrote:What about this one? does it Qualify?

Ken

So you think you're just gonna stroll in here and bowl us all over? Nice try buddy! Rule 6a clearly stipulates that the tree must be permanently potted into it's pot to qualify to not win this competition.

Andrew Legg wrote:

kcpoole wrote:What about this one? does it Qualify?

Ken

So you think you're just gonna stroll in here and bowl us all over? Nice try buddy! Rule 6a clearly stipulates that the tree must be permanently potted into it's pot to qualify to not win this competition.

Aww shucks

Ken

I was thinking eggactly the same do not get too serious. So I thought it must be me as my posts seem to disapear.

I thoughI would try one here, and see what happens. He is my competition peice.

Now thats what i call a Cracka