AusBonsai

Has anyone got access to any decent sized Natal Plum stock?
I want to borrow one of these from the local park but I'd rather not have to get my wife to bail me out of the watch-house.

If you get caught just tell them "quickly look busy Jesus is coming" and dig like a mad man.

How can it fail?

Might work. They're big buggers, though, with thorns that would stop an elephant.